MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe
He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.
i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
i keep forgetting i named myself this and i’m glad
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
I’m seriously laughing so hard right now
Sticks and Stones
Fine, roll the dice to see if you can wear the mage’s ashes as eyeshadow!
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